Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the youngest member of the New York Bar, my daughter, aged three and a half. Last night, I came home to hear that she had behaved very, very poorly. I told her that I was sad to hear that she had done all of these things and asked for an explanation. She said the following in reply to me: "First, you were at work so how do you know what I did?"
Something along the lines of, "you can't prove a thing, counselor". I'm so proud. Sort of.
Posted by Random Penseur at June 23, 2004 04:31 PM