August 01, 2004

A morning toot

This morning, it was just me and the girl child for breakfast. The boy and the wife slept in. The girl awoke by coming in and climbing in for a wordless cuddle. We took the show downstairs because I needed coffee and she needed food. As I served her, she passed gas and I asked her, "did you just toot?" and she replied, laconically, "yup". So, now bear with me because the rest of the conversation took place in Norwegian, I asked her, "er du en tootie pike?" and then I said, "well, det var ikke norsk", because toot and any variation is not a Norwegian word. Meaning: "Are you a farty girl, well, that wasn't Norwegian". And she replied: "Jeg er norsk og det var en norsk fis!" Translation: I am Norwegian and that was a Norwegian fart."

So there.

Posted by Random Penseur at August 1, 2004 04:45 PM

LOL! Your daughter sounds like a lot of fun!

Posted by: Hannah at August 2, 2004 04:29 AM

She put you in your place!


Posted by: Mick at August 2, 2004 02:15 PM

And here I was thinking neither Norwegians nor girls farted.

Posted by: Simon at August 3, 2004 04:34 AM
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