August 25, 2004

Clueless, continued

To continue yesterday's thought about searches that puzzle me, let me share this little gem with you. I am equally perplexed by people who spend so much time searching on the internet for: "farty girls". Are these the same people who want to know what to do with girls in bed? Or what to do about girls in bed? Do they seek advice or are they looking for a support group? The mind wobbles, to quote an old friend who preferred that to boggles.

By the way, a disproportionate number of these intrepid seekers after knowledge seem to come to us from I merely offer this information and refrain from making any attempt to interpret it. Although it's killing me not to. Just killing me.

Speaking of farts, by the way, go read Helen's exegesis on sharing these experiences with her beloved. I have managed to stop laughing, finally, and am now just smiling. I warn you, though, NOT SAFE FOR COFFEE!!!

Posted by Random Penseur at August 25, 2004 08:04 AM

Weren't the Farty Girls a chick band from the 80's punk scene?

Posted by: Jim at August 25, 2004 10:57 AM

I couldn't help it, I had to do it. After hearing Jim's suggestion that it may have been a girl band, I had to google it myself. So there, my google will show up in your stats as depressing!!!

Posted by: Mick at August 25, 2004 01:34 PM

I'm sooooooo curious, but I don't want to google it. I'm nearly *scared* too.

Posted by: Holly at August 26, 2004 10:17 AM


Posted by: Holly at August 26, 2004 10:18 AM

I submit that the phrase "the mind wobbles" comes from an episode of that delightful 80's satirical sitcom "Married...with Children". I think it was Christina Applegate's character, the far-from-thinking teenage daughter, who uttered those immortal words. Thanks for reminding me, RP!

Posted by: GrammarQueen at August 26, 2004 10:57 AM

Good point, there, GQ.

Posted by: RP at August 26, 2004 02:03 PM
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