Story #1
According to this article:
a Norwegian prisoner secretly hired an exotic dancer to spice up the prison's monthly culture night. The woman got all her clothes off, to the cheers of the male inmates, before guards could react on Wednesday night at the Hof minimum security prison in southern Norway.
When they come for me, and they will, remind me that I want to serve my time in Norway, will you?
Story #2
From Jan, at Secular Blasphemy (which I recommend checking out in general), we have the story of a drug courier who forgot where he buried his stash and, concerned that the dealer would get to him, called the police to ask them to help him find it!
My guess is that the guy might have heard about stripper night at the local prison.
UPDATE:
At least the drug idiot in Norway knew what he was doing. Here in the US, our drug idiots appear to be much stupider. Here we have the heartwarming story of Vicki Lynn Nunnery, 43, of Callaway, Florida who dialed 911 by mistake, hung up the phone, and was later arrested when the police came to investigate the disconnected call (as they do in case someone was hurt) and discovered "one the largest methamphetamine laboratories ever found in Bay County". D'oh!
Discrimination! That's what it is! Where's the prison where they serve chocolate, give you unlimited time in the bathtub and have daily massages!
Posted by: Rachel Ann at October 23, 2004 03:41 PM