A doctor was addressing a large scientific conference in Tampa concerning the latest dietary breakthroughs:
"The material we put into our stomachs is enough to have killed most of us sitting here. Red meat is awful. Soft drinks contain exorbatent amounts of sugar and corrode your stomach lining. Chinese food is loaded with MSG.
High fat diets can be disastrous, and none of us realizes the long-term harm caused by the germs in our drinking water.
"But there is one thing that is the most dangerous of all, that we all have eaten, or will eat. Would anyone care to guess what food causes the most grief and suffering for years after eating it?"
After several seconds of quiet, a small 75-year-old Jewish man in the front row raised his hand and asked:
"Vedding Cake?"
From the mouths of elderly Jewish gentlemen.
I offer him an Amen.
Posted by: Helen at December 6, 2004 08:59 AMAHAHAHAHA! Loved that, thanks. :-)
Posted by: Amber at December 6, 2004 11:32 AMThat's a good one, and oh so true.
Posted by: Oorgo at December 6, 2004 03:41 PMLovin' it!
Posted by: GrammarQueen at December 6, 2004 04:14 PMOy gevalt! I'm leffing so hard, my sides are shplittink!
Posted by: Mark at December 6, 2004 10:42 PM