July 27, 2006

How to make a lawyer's heart stop


Have a senior partner call you and say: "Excuse me but I was reviewing this draft complaint and I noticed that these transactions go back to August of 1999. Do we have a statute of limitations problem?"

GULP. "Um, boss, er, uh. [pause to think for a second] What case are you talking about?"

"Oh, sorry. Rang the wrong guy"

Right. Thanks. Put heart back in chest.

Posted by Random Penseur at July 27, 2006 03:44 PM | TrackBack


At least it was the wrong guy. You'll recover, sure it'll take several adult beverages, but you'll recover. The other guy, possibly not so much.

Posted by: phin at July 27, 2006 03:55 PM

Good to see that your stress level is staying at a nice, even keel...

Posted by: TeaFizz at July 27, 2006 06:26 PM

hope you're fully recovered!

Posted by: michele at July 29, 2006 08:10 AM

Anything to make a lawyer's heart stop is a good thing. The less, the better. :)

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