July 30, 2007

A new market

A thought hit me this weekend and I promptly shared it with my wife. I told her that while I could not really see myself hiring a woman of the evening for sexual relations, I could easily see myself, a happily married man, hiring a woman to sit across a table from me, look deeply into my eyes with great sincerity, and just tell me, over and over for a half an hour:

You're right. I was so wrong. I just didn't look at it the way you did. You were so right. I should have listened to you. I'm sorry.

Every married man I know harbors this secret, deep fantasy. If they don't, they're not being honest with themselves. It isn't wrong, is it, to contemplate paying a woman for this kind of illicit rendevous? How could it be wrong if it felt so right, so good?

And by the way, my wife laughed very hard. But she never said I was right about this, either.

Posted by Random Penseur at July 30, 2007 11:01 AM | TrackBack

You definitely get points for creativity and bravery for that one!

Posted by: Stephen Macklin at July 30, 2007 07:46 PM

Why, it must be just a laffriot with you around!

And I'm with Stepen up there. I admire your wife's restraint. Me? I'da prolly busted a spleen or something.

Posted by: Margi at July 31, 2007 11:54 PM

Oh and BTW, I tell my husband this little gem all the time:

"I knew I was marrying Mister Right. I just didn't know his first name was ALWAYS."

Heh. That, I suppose, will have to do.

Posted by: Margi at July 31, 2007 11:55 PM

I dunno, but I'm going to start looking into business opportunities on this one. Complete with a complimentary service of men for hire who constantly say "You look fantastic in that dress. Have you lost weight? No one could ever look as good as you."

Talk about a fortune earner right there.

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