June 08, 2005

Worms, etc.

The practice of law has been light the last few days. So has blogging. The two are related. The server at the office has a backdoor worm. I'm told that the whole server may have to be taken down and "cleaned".

I, techno-god that I am, immediately had a vision of the Worm Squad, intrepid souls in hazmat suits venturing into the server with explosive tipped probes to kill and/or chase the worm out. They would have voices burred from too much bad whiskey and cigarettes. They would have a devil may care and, at the same time, world weary attitude. They would save our infected machine. Some might die, but they would do so bravely and with an excellent last speech.

Now that sounds kind of cool. Probably much cooler than what they will actually have to do to the machine. What that may be, I still have no idea.

I'm going back to the Worm Squad idea. Go get 'em, guys!

Posted by Random Penseur at June 8, 2005 09:05 AM

I’d definitely go with the Worm Squad idea. It's hard to look manly with a personalized pocket protector. Sure I manage to pull it off, but I'm the exception to the rule.

Posted by: phin at June 9, 2005 11:20 AM

Bwahahahahahahahaha! That's great, RP! Worm Squad should be an I.T. company!

Posted by: Jester at June 13, 2005 09:47 PM
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