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Hahahahaaaa.

I would like to offer something constructive; however, I can't quit smiling and chuckling...

; )

we don't 'learn' it.
it's instinctual...and besides....how is it sometimes men are just begging for it to be done?

rp..seriously...
a woman's shoes - are ALWAYS...prettier

sigh
silly man
at least...you are catching on to the actual level of your complete screwtitude.

rp..seriously...
a woman's shoes - are ALWAYS...prettier

I couldn't agree more heartily.

And for the record? She's only warming up, sweetie. You just wait.

I have a sudden urge to hug your wife. Can't explain it, but what a woman. :-)

Oh you really are in trouble! Certainly girls learn about how men think from their fathers and its great experience. However, keep in mind that females see the whole picture rather than the more obvious one that men tend to view.

I'm still laughing! Thanks for the glimpse of your family life!

Dan calls it, "Don't clip the blue wire". You know, the way you guys sweat it sometimes, worrying about mysteriously upsetting us by what you guys think is an innocent enough comment.

It's not mysterious to *us*, though.

And as my co-genders said above, women's shoes are ALWAYS prettier than men's. Shoes and compliments; remember, that's what we thrive on.

It all makes perfect sense to me. GC is doing a bang-up job as far as I'm concerned. ;-P

However, I can return the favor; I still have NO idea how men just seem to "know" car makes and models, what all the tools do in the hardware department of Sears, how the various football/baseball/basketball teams are doing *AND* who their individual heros are to boot.

Dan doesn't watch sports, ever, picks up a hammer maybe once a year and doesn't go *near* cars other than our two, yet when he's with other Men, he can prattle on about all that stuff like he's a mechanic sports freak who's in construction.

You may not get our idiosyncrasies, but I don't get *yours* either, so I guess it's a wash. :-)

It's in the DNA, I swear it's in the DNA. I've had similar conversations with my 19 year old sister-in-law.

You're definitely in trouble. The good news though, you've got some testosterone backing by BC. My poor father in law had three girls, it's no wonder he's crazy as a loon.

You forgot the golden rule. There are only two answers to any personal question a woman can ask. If it is about favorable traits the answer is "Why you are, of course". If it is about derogatory traits the answer is "My secretary" (or other female that the questioning woman could possibly hold a jelous spike for).

Carry this wisdom close to your bosom, RP.

Those conversations made me laugh so hard. We have two little girls and the almost three year old is becoming so girly. It is so interesting to watch and wonder where they get it from.

I had to send the link to this to my husband, because I think he's doomed too.

My husband calls those "Bullet in Every Chamber" conversations and you didn't see 'em coming! Poor lad. It's because she's 4 1/2 yes? Well, remember, darling, that women are far more advanced.

And I hear Jen and raise her another hug for your wife! If the Boy Child is half this witty and remarkable, you BOTH are in for it but GOOD. ;)

Listen, RP, ont the shoe thing:

I am male, and I do not have kids. Still, I would have said her sneakers were prettier. I mean, come on. It's like telling a woman that her dress does, indeed, make her butt look bigger. You must have been having an attack of the dumbs that day!! LOL

RP... I rather missed hearing about your cute family escapades! Someone once told me that the trick to dealing with a question you aren't sure how to answer is 'Just one thing before I say anything else, I love you!!' and then you can answer it.;p

Yup, you're doomed. Just wait till she's 15.

There is something I've learned at great cost over the years which I will share with you for free. When a woman asks a man a question, a man thinks she is looking for a direct informative answer (as would another man). She is not. In fact, as the female child in question has here demonstrated, she's usually looking to have her ego fed or to manipulate the man or both.

Therefore, when asked a question by a woman always reply with another question. My favorite reply to baffle the female is to reply with the question "Are you looking for actual information or you looking for confirmation of that which you have already decided?" Gets them every time.